*puts on my resume i have more followers than jesus did”
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands